Review by 42nd Street Pete
Starring Jenny Wade, Clu Gulager, & Diane Ayala Goldner. Directed by John Gulager. From Dimension Extreme.
I did have high hopes for this as I really liked the first one. Now this is being billed as a new “classic” horror series. Someone better look up the definition of classic because this isn’t it. Two survivors from # 1, the Bartender & Honey Pie are now holding off the CG monsters in a small town with an all girl biker gang, two midget wrestlers, and some other disposable characters. This plays out like a video game and that seems to be it’s target audience.
Some of it is funny, most of it sucks, especially the “autopsy” scene were people puke, get slimed, and get jizzed on. Yeah, you read right, the dead monster’s Ron Jeremy like wazoo splooges all over the cast. I could read into something here, but I won’t . Other highlights are a baby getting eaten, a monster fucking a cat, Clu beating the shit out of Honey Pie for running off in the first film, a dissolving old lady, and more slimy, pukey, fluids than an Annie Sprinkle porn film. Obviously this film has an audience, but I’m not in it.